snoring

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If you mention oneness, people's hearts can flutter with delight, but the first thing they do is to make it a matter of differentiation.

If you mention differentiation, they may dissolve into wonder or despair, but the first thing they suspect is the oneness of it all.

If you suggest making an effort, the first thing they do is to fear laziness.

If you point out pride, they may tug their forelocks in profound humility.

If you fail to give them a mystery to solve, their detective spirits are all at a loss.

And if you ask, "What's the matter with tying your shoelaces?" they can become irritable with the lack of deeper meaning.

What a mishegas!

Luckily, no one has a problem snoring at night.
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