a little sexist humor

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Received in email:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. 

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her....

....So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

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