My friend Bill, when he was alive, once opined that the sole use of the Internet was to swap jokes. As if to underline his point, the first email I opened today contained the following groan-er:
.One morning in South America, a blond and her husband were having breakfast. He looked up from the paper and said,
"It says here that there was a big explosion at a refinery that killed two Brazilian men""Oh, my God" she said. "That's simply horrible! That's the worst disaster I ever heard of! All those people dead!"
The husband was puzzled by her outburst.
"But only two Brazilian men died."
The blond said, "How many is a brazilian?"
I once thought of getting a T-shirt made that said:
ReplyDelete"Blondes actually have the same amount of fun - they just can't do the math."