Elvis: Alive, well and attacking lawnmowers

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A crocodile that was cranky enough to have eaten two former girlfriends, took exception recently to a lawnmower. Elvis grabbed the machine, lost a couple of teeth in the process, and dragged his prize underwater, where he kept guard on it for over an hour.

Australian handlers were able to retrieve the lawnmower, which was damaged beyond repair, by luring Elvis away with some kangaroo meat.

Who says the King is dead?
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