a better Bible

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A Bible once owned and annotated by rock 'n' roll king Elvis Presley has been auctioned off in England for $94,000.

In Iraq, a country invaded by the U.S. in 2003 without credible, scriptural proof that 'weapons of mass destruction' actually existed, dozens of people have been killed and scores wounded in a wave of at least 11 attacks.

Either or both occurrences may provide a whole new configuration to the interjection, "Holy shit!"
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