bomb-proof toilets

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Thank God!

Just when I was getting worried about my safety in Moscow's public lavatories, the Russians have designed a terrorist-proof w.c.

The drive to introduce bomb-proof toilets in the city follows a spate of deadly bomb attacks in recent years.

If nothing else, perhaps this innovation will aid in a worldwide economic recovery as loo-makers everywhere seek to upgrade their product by reducing the scared-shitless quotient.
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