the four propositions

Tinkering idly with what Zen Buddhism calls "the four propositions," it occurs to me:

It works.
It doesn't work.
It both works and doesn't work.
It neither works nor doesn't work.

The so-called four propositions are:

It exists.
It doesn't exist.
It both exists and doesn't exist.
It neither exists nor doesn't exist.

Talk about totally useless information

Alternatively, what a bunch of shhh-"it."