Wednesday, February 1, 2017

look ma, I got a snake stuck in my ear


Hello, my name is Ashley (of course it's "Ashley," you just knew it would be one of those breezy, breathless millennial monikers ...) anyway, I'm Ashley and I got my python stuck in my ear.

Thank god nothing serious is going on in the world and Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

2 comments:

  1. We live in crazy times. What could be more interesting?

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    1. I can think of no less than 10001 things that are far more interestin'!

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