It's not true, but I still am attracted to the tombstone I really don't want: The word "wanker" is just too delicious somehow. Maybe I could bequeath it to some more deserving person. Still:
"Wanker" has a frisk and frolic to it. It tastes like good chocolate in my mind. However derisive and self/masturbating-serving, still, perhaps being remembered as a "wanker" is too good to pass up.
Some funny ones here: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tombstones-epitaphs/ I have to say that after seeing a few of these I have reconsidered my last wish of being cremated.
ReplyDeleteTalking of resting places, a piece from the BBC news about one if not the most famous resting place in the world, now even being considered for demolishment: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/twilight_of_the_taj
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