-- In Germany, "an entire troupe of performing fleas has fallen victim to the freezing temperatures...."
An "entire troupe?"
-- In Nicosia, Cyprus,
Archbishop Chrysostomos II said the church's property belongs to the people, but "dignity" prevents them from asking for help. He said he has instructed parish priests to discreetly seek out those in need.Not that I'd know, but that sounds like an actual church in action. No more excuses.