Received in email the following male-oriented plaint. I wouldn't be surprised if the same pipe dreams were issued by a woman.
*WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up andnever let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure andcomfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to livewithout fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express hisdeepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome manin the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,seductive, and invincible. . .
No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.That's what beer does...