"turd burglar"

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I read the phrase this morning and would give a lot to have coined it myself:

"Turd burglar."

The phrase rolls off the tongue like pure ghee.

Where it came from, I haven't got a clue. But as a summing up of what it's like when people utter other people's wisdom -- and try to improve their own station ... wowsers! "Turd burglar" at work!

In spiritual endeavor, it is invariably turds from the get-go. Now some dimwit is stealing turds.

Poor old turd burglar.
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