a three-person civil union

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Duck and cover!

A notary in Brazil has stoked the fires of controversy by accepting a civil union between one man and two women.

She [the notary] says there is nothing in law to prevent such an arrangement.

If, as seems to be the case, there is no documentation for a good Christian marriage between Adam and Eve (and just look at all the bastards who evolved from that illicit union!), it is hard to see how anyone could worry too much about this latest turn of events.
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