Wednesday, March 15, 2017

pussy hacking

A Canadian sex-toy maker has been accused of tracking data on the intimate habits of thousands of its customers.
The Ottawa-based company, Standard Innovation, has agreed a collective payout up to a total of C$4m (£2.4m) for users in the US, where the lawsuit was filed....
This week, the company agreed its payout for US customers who bought the product before 26 September last year.
Under the deal, those who used the We-Connect app will be paid up to C$10,000 each.
Customers who bought the toy, but did not activate the accompanying app, will receive up to US$199 each.
As far as I can understand, women are the sole beneficiaries of this insidious plot. None of the objects depicted seem to be directed at heterosexual males, though this may just be my ignorance showing. It also makes you wonder at the male population and the accusations laid their randiness doorstep.

Of course, there was the blow-up doll fished out of the Pacific last year by tribal members who initially worshiped it, if I am not mistaken, as a godess and/or angel.
Ahhh, it's a classic fairytale. The good villagers discover a holy angel. The good villagers worship the holy angel.
The good villagers realise the holy angel is actually a life-size not-so-holy sex toy.
I don't know about other males, but I wouldn't turn away $10,000 for a slight bruise to my dwindling ego.

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