When I was a kid, some, but not all, of the daily news, might sound like this:
COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) -- Danish police say a cow which broke loose during a cattle show has injured six people, including four children.Police in Odense say two of the children were taken to emergency rooms Friday after the incident. Police earlier had reported that the animal was a bull.Police say the cow stepped on an 11-month-old girl's head and on a 2-year-old girl's chest. The infant didn't sustain any serious injuries while the other girl suffered a perforated lung.
Fast-forward history today and it sounds more like:
Is there anything in this to explain why I have become an aging wuss, unwilling/unable to consume what is offered at least in part because what is offered is not accidental. No matter the reasoning, somehow the two stories, when conjoined, seemed to underscore my wuss-dom.A suicide bomber has struck a market in Iraq in a town near the Shia holy city of Karbala, killing at least 20 people.The so-called Islamic State (IS) group has said it carried out the attack in Musayyib.