By one astrological rendering that I remember only in a wispy format, individuals were given monikers in accordance with data picked up in The Ephemera. Gautama Buddha, for example, was tagged as "an empty hammock between two trees."
My own data landed me with "an Easter parade."
And here it is Easter. I imagine the parade is out there or in here somewhere.
Is astrology really any worse than other, more credible, yardsticks?