As if there were not enough difficulties to go around, Malawi is busy debating whether a new law prohibits farting in public. There doesn't seem to be any discussion yet about whether mufflers or fart-catchers will be mandated and it is hard not to pity the poor police chiefs who might be assigned to enforce the would-be law.
Do SBD's (silent but deadlies) count?
What happens to the poor man or woman who is wrongly accused simply because s/he was in proximity to Mr. King Kong Fart?
What means are suggested for quelling this public nuisance?
What constitutes courtroom proof?
It's only envisioned as a misdemeanor, but even that seems a bit much.