If you want good news, check out the self-help section of your local book store ... if there's one left. There you will find wand-wavers aplenty.
If you want bad news, read a newspaper or watch the TV ... there's plenty there to put you in a crooning blue funk.
This blog is a place for liars, ego-trippers and other scoundrels .
I just happen to be the local scoundrel.
And of course there will be some nitwit who thinks I'm joking or playing to the crowd.
"Nitwit" is the kindest word I can think of.