Wednesday, January 19, 2011

safety first

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Received in email:

Year to date statistics on Airport Screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered             0
Transvestites                        133
Hernias                            1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                   3,172
Enlarged Prostates                 8,249
Breast Implants                   59,350
Natural Blondes                        3.

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