Since animals have toes and human beings have both toes AND fingers, would a nail polish salesman despair after being assigned to a territory composed solely of ASPCA's? Fifty percent of his potential market ... shot to hell!
All those if-only's in life, rising up like honey suckle, choking off and clawing at the present.
Lawsy! Lawsy! If only I could find the glasses perched on my nose!