Saturday, October 15, 2011

the proper use of the Internet

My friend Bill, when he was alive, once opined that the sole use of the Internet was to swap jokes. As if to underline his point, the first email I opened today contained the following groan-er:

One morning in South America, a blond and her husband were having breakfast. He looked up from the paper and said,

  "It says here that there was a big explosion at a refinery that killed two Brazilian men"
   "Oh, my God" she said. "That's simply horrible! That's the worst disaster I ever heard of! All those people dead!"

   The husband was puzzled by her outburst.

  "But only two Brazilian men died."

   The blond said, "How many is a brazilian?"

1 comment:

  1. I once thought of getting a T-shirt made that said:

    "Blondes actually have the same amount of fun - they just can't do the math."