Monday, March 4, 2019

snow

Snowman-ready snow -- 6-8 inches' worth -- fell overnight and the area is humming with snowblowers and potential cardiac incidents. Schools are closed together with other outlets that have taken to succumbing to the first hint (what?! -- do we live in Georgia now?) of slip-sliding and -- what did you say?! -- snowplows.

I guess I've joined ranks with the old farts who grit their teeth and grumble, "when I was a kid, we all walked 15 miles through the snow ("barefoot" for added drama) to get where we needed to go. Everyone else did too."

The word "pussy" springs to mind, but I won't say that. Some millennial improvement imp might jump my bones.

1 comment:

  1. Seems the same people who wail even when kids freeze when stuck in buses or die in bus crashes, complain when the weather isn’t as bad as the forecasts. To these emotional wrecks someone needs to say s—t t-e f—k -p!

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