Received in email:
A Psychiatrist and a Proctologist
(A Proctologist, is a doctor who specializes in diseases of the
anus, rectum & colon.)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and
decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
together to share the costs of office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist, so
they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors"
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids"
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the
"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs
Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.
Another attempt "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" was unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts" - no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - still not good.
"Loons and Moons" - forget it.
Almost at their wits' end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends"
Everyone loved it.