Tuesday, May 15, 2012

silly du jour

Received in email:

A Psychiatrist and a Proctologist

(A Proctologist, is a doctor who specializes in diseases of the
 anus, rectum & colon.)

 Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and
 decided that,  in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
 together to share  the costs of office space and personnel.

 Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist, so
 they put up  a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors"
 The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

 So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids"

 This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
 "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.

 Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs
 down again.

 Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

 Another attempt "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" was unacceptable again!

 So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.

 "Nuts and Butts" - no way.

 "Freaks and Cheeks" - still not good.

 "Loons and Moons" - forget it.

 Almost at their wits' end, the docs finally came up with:

 "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends"

 Everyone loved it.


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