How will the cops survive?
Hostess Brands, the manufacturer of this scrumptious and nutritionally-worthless product, has announced plans to close up shop and put 18,500 workers out of work. The company blames a workers' strike for the decision.
For the cops, who are often forced to eat on the run, I can imagine that the announcement is akin to excising Jesus from Christianity. How the hell are they supposed to survive?!
Well, I guess there's always Dunkin' Donuts.