Friday, December 4, 2015

croc advisories

Tourist photos of a larger, salt-water crocodile eating a smaller, fresh-water relative in Australia gave the BBC an occasion to issue a list of croc warnings... advisories that suggest whatever anyone's worries might be -- from climate change to Donald Trump -- at least they probably don't have to cope with crocs. And you thought you had a problem....?!
  • Obey crocodile warning signs and never swim where crocodiles may live.
  • Stand back from water's edge while fishing and never stand on logs or branches overhanging water.
  • Never dangle arms or legs out of boats.
  • Never provoke, harass, feed or interfere with crocodiles, even small ones.
  • Camp at least 2m above the high water mark and at least 50m from the water's edge.


  1. Don't pee or poop in the water.....

  2. I find climate change and the Donald infinitely scarier than a crocodile.