One of my favorites...No. 63: Don't take yourself so damned seriously! ;)
Psychiatrist humour." Welcome to the psychiatric hotline.If you have compulsive behaviours press one... repeatedlyIf you have multiple personalities press one two three and five.If you are paranoid we know who you are and have already traced your call.If you are anxious please do not check on how much this call cost you when you get your bill.If you have a poor self image press button press any button you like...no one cares.