the Horoscope Healer

          JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!

                 The Horoscope Healer provides the perfect gift. 

Anyone who has studied the stars knows the crucial role they play in day-to-day events. Now, for the first time, the Horoscope Healer offers the perfect blending of science and mystery and the opportunity to revise and correct the nagging misfortunes of a lifetime.

Scientific research has shown (with a margin of error of only 82.61%) that the Horoscope Healer can improve the course of anyone's life. The Horoscope Healer comes in a handsomely wrapped wooden box suitable for immediate placement under the Christmas tree.

"Crop yields rose 25% after I used the Horoscope Healer" -- Norman R., Simpson, Okla.
"My wife and mistress were really impressed" -- Samuel S., Akron, Ohio
"My husband and lover were really impressed" -- Muriel S., Akron, Ohio
"My stock bonus rose by 50%" -- Jay F., New York, N.Y.
"Baldness is a thing of the past" -- Franklin S., Nashville, Tenn.
"My bra is now two sizes larger" -- Susannah W., Ossining, Wash.
"Enemies have melted away" -- Ralph A., Flint River, N.D.
"The old pickup has new life" -- Frank and Mary R., Deerborn, Me.
"All I can say is that Horoscope Healer saved my life!" -- Rebecca N., Brooklyn, N.Y.

           ORDER TODAY! 

Those who order within the next 24 hours will receive as a bonus the Horoscope Healer ballpoint pen, suitable for signing those hard-to-close deals.

Don't let the stars dictate your situation any longer! The Horoscope Healer brings the universe into a benevolent alignment in which you come out a winner! Long-term problems are dissolved! The stars are, at last, in perfect alignment! Take control of your life!

Ordering the Horoscope Healer has never been easier. Simply make a donation to this blog site and the Horoscope Healer will be shipped in time for Christmas. The larger the donation, the greater the effectiveness that can be expected from the Horoscope Healer. Don't delay! Do it today! Overnight delivery guaranteed to the most generous shoppers.

The Horoscope Healer -- the gift that keeps on giving!