come to Jesus, win a gun

Passed along in email:

A church in Kentucky is planning a get-together featuring food and a gun raffle.

The Lone Oak Baptist Church in Paducah hopes that the "Second Amendment Celebration" will bring people closer to Jesus.

Not unexpectedly, there have been some fiery reactions, as, for example, "Jesus would puke."

Anyone who wins a gun will be subjected to a background check.

And I sometimes wonder if those who abominate guns ever consider where the pork chops on their dinner table came from: Saying "pigs are meant to be eaten" seems a bit facile.