Tuesday, February 14, 2017

a little Buddhist attachment

Passed along in email, a little Buddhist attachment from The Onion:
When I think back to my time on earth, I have few regrets. The path I took, the simple life of a monk, allowed me to achieve the highest state of enlightenment. As one who renounced worldly attachments, I was free to lead a contemplative existence and to then share my wisdom with others. That said, I have to admit that if I were to do it all over again, I would probably choose to have at least a few possessions.
Not too many, of course. Maybe 10 possessions—20, tops.


  1. Oy!

    Listen up Onion, it's long past time to give up this shtick!

    We have had enough fake news and mid-assigned quotes to last at least to the end of this kalpa. Don't make us go all Biblical quotes on your a∫∫.
    - ∫id et al