Saturday, May 12, 2018

Meghan Markle fantasy

Meghan Markle, who will become a member of British royalty when she marries Prince Harry on May 19, is a former American actress, etc. etc. I mean to cast no aspersions as the glitz and glitter gather pace, but when I look at the picture above, there is something about its perfection that creeps me out: Honest to goodness, it looks like a wonderfully-fabricated bit of Artificial Intelligence... as if the next words out of her pitch-perfect mouth might be, "The bathrooms are down the hall to the left... near the Renoir." And in that same universe, off-screen somewhere, is a doughy 23-year-old named Ricky whose pimples are almost completely cured and who could not be more pleased with his handiwork ... the no-kidding pièce de résistance of his gallery full of women for whom he secretly yearns.

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  1. I dimly remember a line from a movie in which a lady defends having fucked her way to the top as preferred to fucking her way to the bottom.

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    1. I’d be leery of any long term relationship with a successful actress. I hear narcissism runs rampant in that profession.

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  2. https://beautyeditor.ca/2017/04/20/meghan-markle-before-and-after

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    1. I wonder who selected that photo for popular consumption. Was it the Royal Photographer.

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    2. Shows Megan’s visage over the years.

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